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Christian Vegetarian Association Presents:
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Vegetarian jokes
(from http://www.all-creatures.org/humor/vegetable.html)Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressingQ: What vegetable might you find in your basement?
A: Cellar-y.Q: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
A: A Brussels' scout.Q: What vegetable do you need a plumber for?
A: A Leek.Q: Why do potatoes make good detectives?
A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.Q: Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks?
A: The Salad Bar.Q: What is small, red and whispers?
A: A hoarse radish.Q: What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots?
A: String beansQ: Why is it not wise to tell secrets in a cornfield?
A: There are too many ears.Q: When is a cucumber like a strawberry?
A: When one is in a pickle and the other is in a jam.Q: What is a Honeymoon Salad?
A: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
A: Quit stalking me.Q: What do you say to rotten lettuce?
A: You should have your head examined.Q: Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a date!Boy Melon: Honey, dew you want to run away and get married?
Girl Melon: Sorry, I cantaloupe.Your question and comments are welcome
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